Saturday, March 5, 2011

Review! Zone 4 Championship!

Hey bloggers, i apologize for the lack of posting in the past few days but i have been right busy... winning another championship!! Thats right guys, most of you probably don't know this but i play hockey up here in Canada, and my team just won our league for the second straight year! Crazy crazy stuff.. Our team played unreal during playoffs, and swept every series.. unbelievable really, but if you'd like to check out the write ups on the games and such you can read them on my team's website (Maverick Hockey) and you can even check out a news article written up on us here. (Pembina Valley Online)

Anyways I'm still re-cooperating from some crazy nights so i'm keeping this short..

I give 2 consecutive zone 4 championships infinity out of 5.. thats right bitches.

Oh by the way my team cut my hair while i was drunk.. it looks ridiculous.

Catch you on the flipside blog buddies! Be expecting a real review in the near future!

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Mini Review! Subway's #3 Sub on the Menu

Hey guys, this review is truly in the random spirit. As some of you might have seen, i asked my blogs audience to give me some ideas for my upcoming blogs, and one person commented with "next review: #3 on the menu at the closest fast food restaurant." Instantly i thought to myself, "Challenge Accepted." So here it is, the #3 food item at my local...... SUBWAY!

To my disappoint, the #3 sub happens to be the Ham sub. Not that i don't appreciate the direct, simplicity of a Ham sub, it's just that when i go to Subway, i look for something a little more exotic than what i find in my fridge everyday. However with the right mentality, and a sick sandwich artist, you can make this plain bitch into something that will blow your taste buds load. The strategy I'm taking towards making this thing a masterpiece is load it up till its ready to burst. That's right, were making this one hefty little guy. Alright bloggers are you ready? First off you get some Honey Oat bread up on this bitch! FRESH! Once you've acquired the bread you load that lame sub with 2 kinds of cheese.. mofuggin graded.. and some god damned monterey jack! Toss some bacon on it then when you think you're finished put some more on... might as well have the whole pig right? THEN YOU TOAST IT! This step is key.. the cheese must be melted. Now were on to sauces.. for this beauty of a sub were throwing on a hint of mayo, and some southwest saaaaauce. Awwe yeah. Then you toss on some lettuce! Pickles! Green Peppers! Maybe even olives and hot peppers if you're one crazy mother fucker. Use tomatoes at your discretion, i know i would. There you have it, i call it the "I Ain't No Bitch Ham Sub, Sub!" 

Regular without my skills at making a sub it gets 1.5 crusty white bread's out of 5.

With the guidance of moi, this fat bitch gets a dirty 3.5 mouth orgasm's out of 5.

The sub would of scored higher, but there are a lot of better options out there, i apologize to the ham gods. Catch you on the flip side bloggers. Also remember to leave your ideas in the comments below! Who knows, yours might be next! 

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Mini Review! Alberto Extreme Style [reWork]

Whats crackin blog buddies! You're getting a delicious mini review for today.. so good that it might make you look good! We can all hope right? Today I'll be reviewing my hair product.. ALBERTO EXTREME STYYYYLE!

First off, id like to note that I personally love this stuff and it makes a very good messy look if thats what you're going for.. Anyways! Alberto Extreme Style hair putty can be found in a variety of stores like Wal-Mart, Target, Superstore, and any drug store really. So that gives it quite the bonus, the fact that it can be easily obtained anywhere. The price is also something to be please with! At the low cost of $5.75, your average starving child could buy it. One little container actually lasts quite a long time too due to the fact that you really don't have to use much to get a nice style. This putty actually does live up to the long lasting label on the container. You never have to be worried about your hair loosing its style with this is it, because it lasts honestly 20 hours sometimes more, unless you wash it out of course. Like any hair gel/putty/paste, this stuff is quite easy to use if you're not completely handicapped which is quite nice. Aesthetically the container looks nice, and has a nice blue coloring to it, which fits well in my blue bathroom. Even though that won't apply to most of you i feel as if you should know.. One bad thing about this particular hair product is when it gets wet, it can sometimes make your hair look almost greasy, not just wet. Now this doesn't happen all the time, but on the odd occasion when your hair just wants to fight with you and you have to use more, it heightens the chance of this.  Really this product is the reason i can maintain good looking hair.

I recommend this product and give it 4 overdone faux hawks out of 5.

Thanks for reading this random blog on hair product! If you have any ideas on what you'd like to see in the next review leave me a shout in the comments and i'll be sure to look at it! Toodles bloggers. Oh heres a little video to help you with hair styles, thank me later.

J Smooth you dog..

5 out of 5... nuff said. Oh god.

Mini Review! My Cat Spike!

Hey bloggers, I've got quite the interesting review for you today.. I'm reviewing my cat Spike! I decided to do this because he always tries to come and sit on top of my keyboard while i'm on the computer and he never really leaves me alone while i'm at home. I love it. Well lets get on with this review!

My cat Spike has been around since early 1997. I got him when i was pretty young and he has always been a blast to be with. When spike was just a little kitty, his brother Rex (Who i will probably write a review about in the future) bit his ear and messed it up for life. It's all crooked now, but it looks pretty badass if you ask me. He's a pretty fat black tabby, and doesn't take shit from no one. If your watching tv or playing on the computer instead of petting him while he wants to be pet, he will literally do everything in his power to make you focus on him. For instance, I like to lay down and watch tv in my bed. This is a no go for Spike. He honestly stands in front of my face blocking the tv until i move or start scratching behind his ear for a ridiculous amount of time.. To me, this isn't really a set back it's more of a plus because it shows how much he loves me! Also, Spike has a tendency to drool when hes really happy.. which is a lot. Whenever you pet him, he gets this really deep purr going and BAM drops of drool start coming out of his mouth like its New Orleans flooding. As awesome as Spike is he has one set back though.. Massively gross hairballs. Like I have 4 cats, and this cat takes the cake in bombing those bitches out. It's just nasty. It's really bad when he pukes them on my bed and i don't see it.. uh yeah.

Anyways I give my lovable fat Kitty 4.5 greasy hairballs out of 5!

That concludes todays mini-review! Thanks for reading!